Blooper Reel Porn
Mx. Firecrotch
5:37 | Added 3 years ago
Honestly, everything that could go wrong, went wrong here. You've cat interruptions, failure to find *my own vagina* with the dildo, unplanned (and noisy!) ejection of the buttplug and of course the regular ugly cum face. I figured someone would enjoy it, it's authentic if nothing else! Sometimes sex is messy and funny. Features me in my white lingerie, Tantus slowdrive dildo in black, generic nipple clamps with chain, Lovehoney rainbow buttplug and We-Vibe tango vibrator (my love, my life) in sparkly purple from the anniversary set.
