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Bad Service Leads To An Excellent Meal

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We're on a date for Valentine's Day, but I'm very dissatisfied with the service from our waitress. You try to cheer me up, but I already have a plan in place for how I'm going to fix this. Once I finally get her to come over and help us, I make her try what she brought me so she can tell me it's not what I ordered. But before she gets the chance to prove me right, she shrinks down. I pick her up and explain that she's useless as a waitress, but she will now serve me very well as a meal. I swallow her and enjoy every second. I look over at you, forgetting you were even there because I was so caught up in the moment. I tell you it's okay if you're freaked out, but instead you ask me to do the same to you. So I do! And I'm so happy you asked me to, because I was craving more! I eat you, and then return back to my seat letting all the burps come out that need to. Another staff member stops by asking how things are, and I explain I haven't seen my waitress but I'm doing great! Then I try to get all my burps out and look for my dessert..

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