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Swallowing Santa

Naughty Santa, how could I let you just go off when I heard you were spreading rumors? We weren't together kissing under the tree, and you know it. When I offered you cookies under the mistletoe, it wasn't for kissing. Here's what really happened.

Delivering all those gifts by yourself, must be exhausting and make you ravenous. Would you like a cookie? I made them just for you Santa! Go ahead and eat one, or just swallow it whole.....I've been feeling awfully hungry myself lately, and my appetite is feeling big. Oh Santa, dear, you smell amazing.....like gingerbread and sugar cookies.... Oh, I just can't help myself!

Oohf, it feels like Santa is having some trouble sliding smoothly down my chimney. BUUUUUURP. Oh goodness, and now all that holiday eating has really gotten to me. Fudge! I forgot about the reigndeer. Guess I'll have to eat them next. Would they be better roasted, or toasted over an open fire? Yaaaaaaawns, all this burping and digesting has my belly bloated and distended, ready to bulge and bust like a bowl full of jelly.

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